Pardon My Take · 2026-10-09
NFL Week 5 Picks And Preview, The Bucs Are On The Board, Anthony Rizzo In Studio Talking Playoffs + Fyre Fest Of The Week
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- Source
- Pardon My Take · Episode page
- Released
- 2026-10-09
- We read it
- 2026-10-09
- Recording
- Recording has gaps
- Read confidence
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- Review
- Passed automatic checks
What the episode covered
The hosts said the show was a Week 5 NFL picks and preview, with playoff baseball and an Anthony Rizzo interview. The register is mixed, with candid sports banter wrapped in repeated sponsor reads and some transcript breaks. Watch whether the injury, travel, and line-movement points they leaned on show up in the games they previewed.
Our summary, written from the transcript. Not the speakers' words.
The episode, in order
01Opening sponsors and show setup
The commercial framing is not incidental to the recording. Sportsbook, food, beverage, and other sponsors are integrated into the episode's sports content.
02Buccaneers beat Cowboys
This was the clearest game reaction in the transcript and set up later discussion of team momentum, injuries, and fan optimism.
03MLB playoffs
The baseball conversation connects team-building arguments to playoff outcomes, especially small-market execution versus Dodgers spending and depth.
04NFL Week 5 previews
This is the episode's main practical content, but the analysis is conversational and entertainment-led rather than sourced as a betting model.
05Anthony Rizzo interview
Rizzo's segment shifts the episode from fan commentary to former-player detail, especially when he explains hitting, clubhouse response, and playoff pressure.
06Fyre Fest and comedy wrap
The closing portion shows the show's usual mix of sports, recurring bits, internal jokes, and personality-driven banter.
Sponsors named in this episode
| Sponsor stated | Where, claim and disclosure |
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| Amazon Music |
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| Hertz |
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| Pepsi |
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| DraftKings |
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| Reese's |
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| Chevy |
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| Roback |
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| Blue Chew |
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| Morgan & Morgan |
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No sponsor named doesn't mean no ads. Each row was taken from the ad break as it was read on air. The verbatim passage behind every row is checked against the transcript character for character. Short excerpts appear below.
Roles and stated affiliations
Sponsor or conflict flagged. Sportsbook sponsor inside picks episode — The recording states that the episode is presented by DraftKings, and DraftKings ads appear around the Week 5 picks and preview.
Wakewire's read of interests
- Pardon My Take hosts: They are producing a sports comedy picks show that is presented by DraftKings and includes multiple sponsor reads.
- Zach: He speaks as the Buccaneers fan being asked how he feels after Tampa Bay's first win.
- Hank: He speaks as a Patriots fan during Raiders-Patriots discussion and says a win would make the division feel like it is theirs to lose.
- Max: He participates as a show personality with team and betting angles and later says he was not locked in during one exchange.
- Anthony Rizzo: He is a former MLB player, current baseball analyst, podcast host with David Ross, and Chicago Marathon runner raising money for his foundation.
Recording limits
- The transcript breaks off mid-sentence at “Do you know Max M”.
- The Chevy ad appears only as a fragment, “Current offers on the 2026 Silverado, Chevy.com, that is Chevy.com.”.
Claims that need more support
- Hank said Drake May is 12-0 as a three-point or more favorite, and the episode did not state a source for the stat.
Claims made on air that the episode itself did not back up.
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The read
The surface is a sports comedy show built around Week 5 NFL picks, playoff baseball, and a Rizzo interview. The usable signal is strongest when the speakers cite a line, injury, travel spot, weather condition, or player detail. The conversational fodder is also part of the product, including golf riffs, AI jokes, internal show bits, and fan arguments. Charitably, the episode gives listeners an entertaining tour of the football slate plus a former-player view of playoff baseball. The boring read is that it is a sponsored picks-and-preview episode with recurring host personalities. The skeptical read is narrower: betting talk is heavily sponsored by DraftKings, and many stats are presented conversationally without on-record sourcing.
This read assumes: The supplied transcript is the source, not the episode title or outside knowledge. Speaker identities are taken from names and roles stated or clearly used in the recording. The transcript appears to cover a long portion of the episode but has breaks and repeated availability lines.
Every opinion labeled as one. This is Wakewire's analysis of the recording, not a finding about anyone's motive.
What was said
Opening sponsors and show setup
The episode opened with podcast availability, a Hertz read, a DraftKings presentation line, and a Pepsi Zero Sugar read before the hosts listed the NFL picks, playoff baseball, Anthony Rizzo, and Fyre Fest segments.
Buccaneers beat Cowboys
The hosts said Tampa Bay's season felt alive again after beating Dallas, praised Jalen Daniels, and said the Cowboys' defense was poor while Dak Prescott had a bad night.
MLB playoffs
The hosts called the Yankees a joke, praised the Rays, described the Dodgers as deep and businesslike, and discussed Guardians-White Sox going to Game 5.
NFL Week 5 previews
The hosts previewed multiple games using lines, injuries, weather, travel, prior trends, and fan angles, including Jaguars-Eagles, Bears-Packers, Bengals-Dolphins, Raiders-Patriots, Colts-Steelers, Giants-Commanders, Chargers-Giants, and Lions-Cardinals.
Anthony Rizzo interview
Rizzo talked about training for the Chicago Marathon, playoff baseball, pitch tipping, hitting confidence, getting hit by pitches, the 2016 Cubs, and his Publix sub order.
Fyre Fest and comedy wrap
The transcript moves into Fyre Fest with more sponsor reads, a golf cheating discussion, and a long Glenn parody segment about Drake May and the Bills.
Our paraphrase, not the speakers' words.
The passages we relied on
"On today's Pardon My Take, presented by DraftKings, it is the Week 5 NFL picks and preview. We go through every game."
"Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple"
"Hey, Kirk Herbstreit here. When Hertz said they needed a football analyst,"
"it's brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. No game day"
"Okay, before we get to week five NFL picks and preview, we"
"And the week five picks in preview are brought to you by"
"DraftKings Football season is heating up. Every week feels bigger with DraftKings."
"Current offers on the 2026 Silverado, Chevy.com, that is Chevy.com."
"Roback question, ROCBAC.com. Promo code TAKE, 20% off your first purchase. QZips,"
"Anthony Rizzo is brought to you by our great friends over at"
"Firefest of the Week is going to be brought to you by"
Short excerpts, credited to the show, at most 40 words each and 150 per episode. We do not publish transcripts. We link to the episode so you can hear it from the show itself.
What to watch for
- Whether the games discussed around travel, injuries, heat, and offensive line changes move against the spreads named in the episode. (Week 5 NFL results.)
- Whether DraftKings and other sponsor reads continue to appear immediately before or inside picks segments. (Next several Pardon My Take football episodes.)
- Whether the Brewers-Dodgers series plays out through Dodgers depth or Brewers pressure baseball, as Rizzo framed it. (NLCS games after the recording.)
- Whether future transcripts continue to show mid-sentence cuts, repeated availability lines, and truncated ad reads. (Next transcript sample.)
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